Geraldine’s Baked Aged Cheddar Cheese Straws, Cheese

All
natural. Baked. No trans fat per serving. What makes Geraldine’s Cheese
Straws so bodacious? It’s all about the cheese! Look at the ingredient
list. Our No. 1 item is cheese. Most cheese snacks have flour as the
first ingredient. Geraldine’s uses premium quality cheese, lots of it,
mixed with other all natural ingredients then baked crisp for a truly
bodacious taste sensation. It’s the ultimate cheese snack! Make every
day bodacious! No preservatives. Some years ago a Southern gentleman,
Turner Holmes Cunningham, won the hand of Geraldine of Oaks, North
Dakota, and whisked her off to his mini-plantation. Geraldine bore
Turner Holmes three sturdy sons and one daughter, Catherine. Turner
Holmes prospered and became high school principal, the most scrutinized
person in town. One weekend, when Catherine’s youth had reached full
flower, the elder Cunninghams journeyed to Atlanta. Catherine opened
their home to the young ladies and gentlemen of Newnan, where she served
her mother’s cheese straws made from a secret recipe. The party
promptly became the wildest festivity that the fair town had ever
witnessed. When the Cunninghams returned, the town was in an uproar over
the irreparable damage that had been wreaked upon its youth. How to
save the day? Geraldine knew the power of her cheese straws. People have
been known to bargain with the devil to get their lips around just one.
She baked her delicate fingers to the bone. The children went
door-to-door delivering those potent little peace offerings. After a few
bites, the townspeople not only forgave the Cunninghams, but found
themselves dancing wildly in the town square. So if you want to turn
your dignified gathering into a get down bash, serve up Geraldine’s
bodacious cheese straws.

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